It really pisses me off that I can’t do what I use to do! Well, “pisses” is, perhaps, a harsh word isn’t it? How about “regret”? No, that doesn’t get it. I don’t regret a single thing I’ve ever done! Well except studying harder in school. Well, and that first marriage was face full of regret! And it wasn’t all her fault either. What word am I looking for here? The good word, the right word; that’s what I want. Okay, let’s check Roget's Theaurus (Isn't that a dinosaur?), and find one. Gee, “pisses” isn’t in here. Okay, regret then. Let’s see, “concern, compunction” what the hell’s that? Oxford says compunction is, oh, “regret”. Okay back to Roget. Regret is “worry” what, me worry? No, that ain’t it either. “Repentance”? Holy shit, repentance? “Self-condemnation” Jesus, this is pretty serious shit! “Regretfulness, contrition, qualm, scruple, penitence,” oh, here we go again, with the guilt! “Uneasiness, conscience, discomfort, annoyance, spiritual disturbance?”
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE! “Pisses” is the exact word to use here. And, it really does piss me off!
What the hell was this post about, anyway? I forgot! Gee, that pisses me off!
Joe