"Who does a male Ladybug dance with?"

"One good thing about being dead is that you imeditaely, become eligible to have your picture on stamps and money."

I think George will get his stamp.

"Is a vegetarian eligible to eat animal crackers?"

"As you swim through the river of life, do the breast stoke. It helps clear the tuds from your path!"

Man, I miss this guy. These are snipets from his book, "Napalm & silly putty.".

"No one ever knows what's next, but they always do it!"

and:

"Always wear a leather glove when giving a Pocupine a 'hand job'!"

Have fun today! Have a roll in the hey, for good old George!
Joe